Friday, February 6, 2015

C-day

Candy day. What a load of BS.
It's nothing but an excuse to get waisted.
Parents get to tell their kids all week to not eat candy but then comes the magical Saturday and all bets are off.
Eat like MF for an hour. The bigger the the bag the better the bang. The bigger the guilt the longer the buzz.
And NO. It's Not ok to buy extra if you're eating out of the same bag!

Candy day is full of shit.
It's like telling an adult to not have a glass of wine with his wife on Wednesday night 'cause he must drink it on Saturday... and then on Saturday he'll just throw his ass out the window and his wife in the snow.

Candy day. It's not a fxcking carb load.
It's not a realistic problem solver.

It's just one step closer to problem drinking.
;)

Fxck the norm.
Control Your life.
Don't take the easy way out or do like every other MF out there does.
'CAUSE THEY PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FXCK THEY'RE DOING ANYWAY.

Make your own rules. Stick to them but change them if they fail. It's ok to try and fail. It's normal.
It's only stupid to do exactly like others do just because your kid might otherwise feel left out.

Hello?! Life is not fair! But you make the best of it with what you got. And you fxcking Rock the shit out of it! And you always come out a winner 'cause You are the Only one living Your Life! :)
Get it?
Now go and Live it!

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